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Country: United States
State: Wisconsin
Gender: Female
Interests: Computers (Even though they piss meh off) Anime (But not one of those retarded "otaku" or "Fan Girls"... may they forever burn in totally non-1337 geek hell) Animation in general (watching and creating) aaaand... drawing!
Expertise: I know all... I see all... I am all knowing. I am... teh Chrisseh! PRAISE ME!
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Other
Message: message me
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Yahoo:  amazing_spork_girl_whoosh
Member Since:
6/24/2005
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| What the bloody hell is wrong with this world? I remember a time, not so long ago, when Saturday Morning cartoons were... special. They were cartoons you could only watch once a week... and pray that it wasn't a rerun, but still, you could only see them once a week, thus it was very special. Peewee's Playhouse, Muppet Babies, Beakman's World, Ninja Turtles (the original), Ghostbusters, ect... whatever generation you're from. It was special!
Not so anymore! Turn on ABC... you get... Disney Channel originals on Saturday Mornings. Whoopidy fuggin' doo... Disney Channel is now a basic cable channel, it's not even premium anymore, they have commercials and everything (promoting themselves, of course). That's not the point. It's no longer original programming on Saturday Mornings, it's shit that you can watch on Disney Channel or Toon Disney any day of the week.
Turn on NBC... well NBC hasn't really had much for saturday mornings in a long time, for a while it was just stupid sports shows and stuff. But now, lo and behold, you can watch Discovery Kids lame ass programming once a week! Or, if you kick and scream enough, maybe you can get your mom to subscribe to a better package so you can watch it all the time! Joy!
And of course, the most pathetic thing...ever... is CBS. Now, for years it's saturday mornings have become more and more medicore, at one time, I remember, they had all my favorite cartoons on Saturday Mornings. Not true anymore! Of course, assuming that all children over the age of 7 are out chatting on the internet, or out doing drugs, they have put special programming from Nick Jr. on saturday mornings, for the little preschoolers who are still at home and too young to inhale from a joint! Well, with mind numbingly stupid shows like Dora the Explorer, they might as well learn how to now.
Fox isn't so bad... it has... anime. If you wanna call anime that's been hacked to shit and reworded to be more "American Friendly" anime at all. Better than watching Disney or Nick Jr... but still, not good enough!
The question this rant begs to ask is... whatever happened to original programming, specifically written, animated, designed for those special Saturday Mornings, before the big game started and Daddy took over the tv and got drunk? What, I ask you, what!? Perhaps kids simply lost interest... perhaps ABC, NBC, and CBS are simply too cheap and lazy to host their own original programming. Who knows, all I know is, it sucks, and the world would be a much better place if they brought back those classic toons that put a smile on children's faces. Is the money really more important than the smiles on a child's face!?
Take a freaking hint, you corperate bastards! Give me real cartoons, or give me death! No wait... don't give me death... just... oh what the hell, just do as I say, or when I rule the world someday, your ass is grass!
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| Heyaaaa, ya nut-lickin' butt-monkeys! This is a rather short rant today... so shut up and let it soak in... slowly...
How about those P2P's... you know... for downloading possibly slightly-less-than-legal music, media, and software? You know, everytime I start to dl something, I'll get to about... 99.68% done, or even 100% (it says 100% but doesn't say it's complete) and then suddenly, all the freaking sources... all the people you're dling from... they all just disappear... and you're stuck with an unreadable file. I dunno, am I unhip or something, and this some sorta joke kids these day play? Or am I just really freaking unlucky? Because I'm really getting fed up! I start screaming at the computer, like "I'll hax0r j00 all!" and stuff. Seriously...
I really hate that! Are they all secret agents trying to encourage people to obtain music legally? BAH! You can all kiss my ass! This is legal, according to my religeon... Chrissyanity... sure, you can join, just donate all your money and decent, deep-fried prepackaged frozen food (not fish sticks, yuck) to the Our Mother of Mini-Tacos foundation. You'll get a compilation car-freshener with a Winnie The Pooh sticker slapped on it. Yaaay!
Lately, everytime I start to rp with people, they tend to log off... disappear. I know I don't suck or anything, they're just like "Brb" then they log off 2 minutes later. WTF... 30 minutes later, they aren't back. Last time I checked, BRB doesn't apply to disappearing for 30+ minutes... noo... that would be BBL... you freaking retards. GET IT RIGHT... brb= be right back... bbl= be back later... okay? Do you see what I mean!? If you can't use acronyms correctly, don't use them at all. GOT IT?
So yeah, the big 2-0 is coming up... so buy me lots of stuff. I don't
care if you know me or not, I'll probably never even meet/talk to you,
but that shouldn't be any excuse not to buy me something. I'd really like an mp3 player... and broadband internet... yeah you tell those stinking country-bumpkins up here to get off their tractors and start doing some damn upgrades! Anywhooo... till next time...
~Chrisseh~
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| Well, here I am again to deliver a very special "HAPPY F*CKING NEW YEARS" rant...
The year 2005... it sucked big time. A lot of cool people died,
including some I actually knew, I got sick, all in all, it
sucked. Not much else to it, I still don't have my license, it
sucks. So, tonight I shall invite 2006 in by drinking until I
forget all my worries.
I went to Shopko today, they have valentines stuff out already...
sheesh it seems one holiday ends, and right away they're ready to toss
in more crap. Valentines day isn't until February 14th, a day
after my birthday, which other than what I juse said, should have no
association with this retarded holiday. I hate it... the pink,
the love... spend money! Buy cards! Buy chocolate! I had a bad
experience in Valentines day 2005, I was sick, and in about two weeks
my bf dumped me... so yeah. I should seriously get a sniper rifle
out, and like, wait for cupid to float in towards a sweet young
couple... and then take that winged freak out. POW... no love for
you, sweet young couple! Only a life full of misery and truth!
My new years resolution supposidly is to quit smoking... so like, I
just have to do that by the end of 2006, right? Good... I have no
desire to quit smoking immedietly, I'm going to my parents house for
about a week or so, it's going to be chaotic... shoot, whenever I'm
with family, things get chaotic, whether or not it's my doing, it's
just chaotic, and stressful. That's why I smoke. I think
I'm becoming antisocial, I loathe the human race more and more each
day...
So yeah, my friend wants to go to the casino, but I don't, because
like, I'm not gonna have much money left after investing in the booze
market, and again, we'll go, they'll card us, and we'll have to have
stupid "Under 21" bracelets which is humiliating, since the drinking
age should be 18 or 19... 21 is pointless. It's a stupid number,
why not 20? Why? Because the US goverment is stupid, yeah I said
it. So bite me! I'm old enough to go join the army, why not
let me have a drink? I have to wait a whole 'nother year till I turn
21. This is soo stupid. I don't want to be 20, there's no
point to being 20. None of your rights change, you're just
getting older, you still can't drink, but people expect you to be more
mature. F*ck dat sh*t, dawg... I should just get a fake ID,
it shouldn't really be illegal, since I think after 20 years of putting
up with crap living in this country, I should be able to buy myself a
drink!!! I voted in 2004!!! The people I voted for didn't win,
but still, I voted damnit. I VOTED!!!
I hate you all, I hate all humans... Someday, you will all bow down at
my feet, I'm totally gonna pwn you all. So you better be nice to
me now, because the revolution is coming in like, a few decades, and
when I rule, you're gonna wanna be on my good side.
Till later, buttholes,
~Chrisseh~
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| Today, I have an actual rant! Yaaaay it's been a while, huh? Well here
we go! AOL... it sucks! Many people agree, it sucks... it sucks
pretty bad. So why is it so popular when it sucks so bad?
Is it the features that draw people in? Is it the price? Who knows!
That doesn't change the fact that it sucks. Even AIM sucks...! I
only use it because I have family who use it... and I'd like to talk to
them. "It's so easy to use!" No... F*CKING way...
Okay, first of all, in MSN and Yahell, changing your display picture is
very easy. You get the picture you want, resize it, or not...
choose the file... wait a moment (the new Yahell seems to lag or not
change at all somtimes, but it's still easy to do and it works
eventually) and voila! Display picture! Now, I went to change my
buddy icon on AIM... I'm sure I'm overlooking something, but the only
thing to click on is "Your expressions" under settings which opens up
AOL explorer, which, by the way, comes with the new AIM so they can try
and shove that down your throat as well... and they give you the AOL
buddy icons! Now, you can pay for a little animated gif... or a
"super" buddy icon! Or... you can choose from their *FREE* buddy
icons! Oh joy! Screw paying for icons, when I can get them for
free! I browse for a moment, and then get a strange feeling in my
stomach...I'm gonna be sick.
I look under cartoons... not too suprised, since it's the same
company as Cartoon Network, that there'd be only Cartoon Network
characters, pretty old ones at that... I click on movies...
I get a bunch of tiny little ads I can display featuring my favorite
movies! Yeaaah... at least 15 of those were dedicated to the
movie Zathura... dunno when that's coming out, it looks pretty lame...
Jumanji in Space! Not to mention that there's a limit to how totally
inaccurate you can get when making a movie about having a floating
house in space... well I guess not, since that's pretty damn off the
wall anyway to have a house floating in space... no air... very little
gravity... not to mention you'd freeze to death pretty quick, you know,
a humble earth house isn't going to offer protection in the harsh
enviornment of space. I also saw a fire in the trailer for
Zathura I think, but how can there be a fire when there's pretty much
no way there can be an atmosphere in which to have oxygen which is a
vital part of having fire? But we'll save that rant for another
day, when possibly I'll subject myself (and my poor poor wallet) to see
that movie and complain about it more...
ANYWAY... there was a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory icon...
unfortunatly, AOL did a good job at making that pretty lame, too.
It says "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" then it loops ot a
picture of Charlie... then a picture of the Wonka "W"... and then "July
15" well, sorry to say this, but I'm afraid ya'll are a little
late. For one, it's out on DVD now... and another, sure Charlie's
name is in the title, but the REAL reason people want to see it is for
A.) Willy Wonka, B.) The Oompa Loompas, or C.) To see all the
little kids have horrible things happen to them. Okay? So why not
show the fat kid drowning in chocolate? That'd be cool! Actually
I don't think that was really such a horrible thing to happen, I be
that fat kid was having his first (and possibly only) orgasmic
experience, but we won't go into detail, otherwise I might just turn
myself off from Wonka candy, and trust me, I don't wanna do that. I still love that movie.
Again, I'm off subject... but then again, this is a rant!
So then I'm going through... I see somethng like "Stop Mannequinnism"
or whatever... I just visited a website... it's stupid. Thank
you, AD! What the hell does that have to do with politics? I was under
the impression that it was something about blaming mannequins for the
outbreak of annorexia and bulemia in today's youth. Either way,
it's stupid... but it's a free buddy icon, so if you're into it...
spread the word! So I can make fun of you even more!
And of course... I'd have to say the very COOLEST... most AWESOME,
WICKED, TOTALLY RADICAL icon they had... was under the free catagory
"tyson's" (The chicken, you know?) and so I checked it out.
One icon... one icon. It didn't seem to be animated... but
oh... wow... you wouldn't believe this... and it was FREE! Okay
okay... get this... it was a little square, red buddy icon... with...
THE TYSON LOGO, in all it's glory! Sure, it was poorly resized,
slightly choppy, but there it was, FOR FREE! Express yourself...
get a Tyson's Chicken buddy icon! You'll be glad you did! You'll
be the absolute COOLEST kid on the block! Yaaaay! Okay, I'm
being sarcastic... you aren't cool. You won't be cool if you get
that icon... and you'll probably never be cool. So shut up and
accept it, loser.
In conclusion, if you happen to be stuck with AOL as your internet
service provider... use it to dial up to the internet. Then
minimize the window, and then open up firefox and browse with
that. You'll thank me later.
And if you happen to use AIM... because all your friends use it... kick
all their asses and make them get Yahell or if you absolutely MUST...
use MSN. Either of them would be better than AIM...
Till later, Merry CHRISTmas...losers.
~Chrisseh~
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| Welcome to a very special edition of Chrisseh-chan's Rant Blog!
Not quite as many rants today... this is *dun dun dun*
Chrisseh-chan's Grand List of stuff 2005!!! Enjoy, morons.
Great Books/Series I've Read this Year.
- Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. (You'll never see OZ the same way again)
- Dean Koontz's Frankenstein (Books 1 & 2, book three isn't out till next summer)
- V.C. Andrews "Flowers in the Attic" and all books in the collection
- The Anita Blake Series (Start with the book "Guilty Pleasures")
- Artemis Fowl Series
- (BONUS) Harry Potter (book 6) Quit making fun of me! You know you like it, too!
Great TV Shows I watched a lot this year
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Family Guy
- Mama's Family (Yes, it's totally 1980's. But it still rocks)
- Futurama
- Passions (stop laughing!)
Great Movies I saw this year (Either on TV or at the movies)
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Yummy...)
- Million Dollar Baby
- Bad(der) Santa
- Hitch
- The Corpse Bride
Edible objects that totally rock
- Wonka Donutz (Chocolate Orgasm)
- General Tso's Chicken (OH HELL YES)
- Andy Capp's Hot Fries
- Coca~Cola (because Pepsi Cola SUCKS)
- El Monterey's Cruncheros (Beef and cheese)
Things that are retarded
- Drinking Laws (At least for beer/malt beverages it should be
lowered to 18 or 19... come on. (You can go join the army and get
blown up by a suicide bomber but you can't come home and have a drink?)
- Scientology (Seriously, this B.S. was made up by a science fiction writer. WAKE UP TOM!)
- Assholes who are trying to take the "Christ" out of Christmas. Does Christmas offend you? It does? Good, I'll be sure to set up a Nativity Scene on your front lawn on Christmas Eve. Whoops, I said it again!
- The War (Just nuke the bastards!)
- Gas Prices (Just nuke the bastards!)
Yeeep. That's it. If I think of anything else, I'll add it.
~Chrisseh~
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